It’s hard to tell if this kitten it ls leveling its adorable disdain at some off-camera presence or if it’s just really angry with this particular watermelon. Either way, there should be a show where kittens disapprove of things.

You’d think it would be hard to form an expression without like…lips, or eyebrows, or anything we use for that. This bird gets around it with sheer indignity. It looks like it just witnessed a really disappointing family reunion.

For a baby, this orangutan looks suspiciously like that one uncle everyone has who holds court at weddings and funerals about how immigrants are destroying the country. The fist-shaking and curled lip really sell it.

Tigers are pretty good at looking furious. This one seems to be in a league of its own. It’s just…really well-groomed, and presentation can be intimidating on its own. Imagine if your stylish boss also weighed six hundred pounds and could kill you with a single swipe of one paw.

What made this rabbit so angry? Whatever it is, it deserves jail time. Look at this bunny and then tell yourself honestly that it isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Quail before its imperious gaze.

These cats look like the villains from a really, really moving cartoon about mice struggling to survive a Brooklyn winter. It’d be a heartbreaking immigration metaphor and they’d be the hate-able bureaucrats, but dang would they look impressive.

This owl has transcended merely swooping down on mice and lizards. It hungers for larger game, for the chance to rain judgment down on humanity. You can tell just by looking at its eyes; it’s an old bird-watching trick.

Disgust! Outrage! Call the fashion police! Maybe another lioness wore white after labor day or committed some equally unthinkable social faux pas in front of this judgmental fashionista, quick to spring on weakness.

Alright, so this rabbit looks more pouty than angry, but anything this fluffy deserves to be seen. Maybe someone stole his teeny tiny ice cream cone. That is actually too sad to spend more than one second pondering.

This dog is probably listening to its owners banter and pondering an alternate universe in which it controls THEIR lives and takes them out for walkies when IT feels like. All hail the new overlords of the Earth.